Chosen One Chooses Different Profession

As if Tibetan Buddhists don’t have enough problems considering that whole being under oppressive Chinese rule thing, they now have a problem with their “chosen one”. It seems the supposed reincarnation of spiritual leader Lama Yeshe, groomed for the job since childhood, has traded in his room at the monastery for a room at the Holiday Inn Express.

Instead of leading a monastic life, Osel Hita Torres now sports baggy trousers and long hair, and is more likely to quote Jimi Hendrix than Buddha.

Yesterday he bemoaned the misery of a youth deprived of television, football and girls. Movies were also forbidden – except for a sanctioned screening of The Golden Child starring Eddie Murphy, about a kidnapped child lama with magical powers. “I never felt like that boy,” he said.

He is now studying film in Madrid and has denounced the Buddhist order that elevated him to guru status. “They took me away from my family and stuck me in a medieval situation in which I suffered a great deal,” said Torres, 24, describing how he was whisked from obscurity in Granada to a monastery in southern India. “It was like living a lie,” he told the Spanish newspaper El Mundo. Despite his rebelliousness, he is still known as Lama Tenzin Osel Rinpoche and revered by the Buddhist community. A prayer for his “long life” still adorns the website of the Foundation to Preserve the Mahayana Tradition, which has 130 centres around the world. The website features a biography of the renegade guru that gushes about his peaceful, meditative countenance as a baby. In Tibetan Buddhism, a lama is one of a lineage of reincarnated spiritual leaders, the most famous of which is the Dalai Lama.

Wow, so for some reason he chose to give up a life of prayer, celibacy, and poverty for one with entertainment, fun, and women? I guess they are going to have to find another reincarnation of Lama Yeshe. So how does that work exactly?

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