The Constant Conservative informs us of the possiblity that well known rock singer and all around nutcase Ted Nugent is seeking the Presidency of the “Pry out of my cold dead hands association” aka the NRA. What a perfect fit that would be huh? How cool would it be for the guy who penned these classic lyrics to head the somewhat Conservative gun rights group?
Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin’ my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Down on the street you know she can’t be beat
She’s so sweet when she yanks on my meat
What the hell