Breaking: US Only 116 Years Old!

A new version of US history was recently discovered by presumptive nominee Sarah Palin that proves that over 100 years of our history never existed. Palin in 2006:

11. Are you offended by the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?

SP (Sarah Palin – BS): Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.

So there you have it, since the Pledge of Allegiance wasn’t written until 1892 (and “under God” wasn’t added until the 1950’s), we have a lot of history books to revise. Then again it could be that we just have a presumptive VP that doesn’t know history.

If you take into account her views on creationism, I am leaning towards the later.

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