Since Barack Obama doesn’t seem too keen on helping his former foe retire her $20 million in campaign debt, Hillary Clinton has had to resort to plan B, selling trinkets. The flagship of her debt retirement plan, besides asking you to send money, is selling a $50 T-shirt that reads:
“For everyone who’s ever been counted out but refused to be knocked out and for everyone who works hard and never gives up, this one is for you!”
But maybe it should read:
“Because I was too stubborn to see the writing on the wall and concede earlier, I racked up this enormous debt that I am asking you my supporters to retire. And all your $50 gets you in return is this stinkin’ T-shirt”
I’d buy one of those.