Mike Huckabee has already told us that he wants to change the Constitution to meet God’s standards, now he is letting us know just how he feels about marriage between those other than a man and a woman.
Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal. Again, once we change the definition, the door is open to change it again. I think the radical position is to make a change in what’s been historic.
Now I know that defining marriage is a sore subject in the Religious Conservative world, the idea of allowing gays to marry surely keeps many of them up at night but to equate gay marriage to bestiality has got to be a stretch even for the staunchest religious zealot. So what does that make Huckabee?
UPDATE 1/18: Satirist Andy Borowitz is reporting that Mike Huckabee was attacked today by a gay tiger from the San Francisco zoo that was angry over his bestiality/homosexual comments.