Saturday, October 22, 2011

Translating Conserva-Speak

Translations for some of the more popular right wing talking points from Anything But Theist:
Support our troops (Kill foreigners)
I oppose big government (I hate when Democrats do anything)
Family values (I decide what families should be)
Obama is a Nazi Socialist (I know nothing about Nazis, Socialism, or Obama)
America first (Me second, everyone else third)
Only 53% pay taxes (Tax kids, the elderly and the comatose!)
Wealth will trickle down (The rich are pissing on us)
I’m pro-life (Unless you’re a black convict or lack health insurance)
Liberal bias (Science and history)
I don’t see color (I ignore minorities)

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