Friday, September 23, 2011

Congress Isn't Too Popular Are They?

Saw this on Facebook this morning and figured I would share.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "About a gallon."

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